GENIUS EMPLOYEE SHOPLIFTS SOME BOOTS, THEN WEARS THEM TO
WORK
An 18 year old Sears employee in Desoto, Florida was busted
for stealing boots... because he wore them to work.
The store cameras saw the kid take the boots, but he didn't
get caught until he wore them to work. Cops came to bust him for shoplifting
and also found a handgun in his boot.
He got written up for shoplifting and carrying a concealed
weapon.
(YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK, IF...)...YOU STAB A PAL WHILE
DEBATING CHEVY VS. FORD
A man in Gordon County, Georgia stabbed his friend after the
two men got into an argument over whether Ford or Chevrolet vehicles were
better.
The 21-year-old guy and several friends were driving their
four-wheel-drive vehicles in a field when the argument broke out.
He and a pal began to fight, and he pulled out a knife and
stabbed the friend.
The man was taken to a local hospital with serious injuries.
The 21-year-old man was arrested.
(LUCKY) GAL LANDS ON ROOF AFTER BEING EJECTED FROM CAR
A 33-year-old Wisconsin woman lost control of her vehicle,
rolled it several times, and ended up on the roof of a residence.
The car landed in the front yard when she was ejected... and
landed on the garage roof of the residence.
She tried to walk away from the scene, but she was
transported to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries.