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Naked burglar accused of stealing sausage, napkins

 

LEE COUNTY: An unidentified suspect is accused of entering a community clubhouse, walking around naked and stealing sausage, napkins and a first aid kit, according to Lee County Sheriff's Office reports.

 

On January 7th, Joseph Brown went to the Mariner's Cove clubhouse to supply it with food for an upcoming bingo event. Brown said while in the clubhouse he noticed the sausage he put in the refrigerator on a previous occasion was missing, reports said.

 

Brown checked surveillance video and saw a man wearing shorts trying to enter the clubhouse. He eventually made it inside through an unlocked sliding glass door.

 

While inside, the suspect searched several drawers and the refrigerator, reports said.

 

The video also showed the man walking around the clubhouse in the nude, after possibly showering by using the wash area behind the kitchen, reports said.

 

Brown thought he recognized the suspect as someone who has been around the area before and was told to leave. He thought the male stays in a wooded area west of Mariner's Cove, according to reports.

 

Brown determined what items were missing from the clubhouse. The suspect is accused of taking sausage worth $15, a first aid kit worth approximately $25, a sock of paper napkins worth approximately $5.

 

(YOU AIN'T SO TOUGH)... HE WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD... AND SNEEZED OUT THE BULLET

 

An Italian man was accidentally shot in the head on New Year's Eve - but survived after sneezing out the bullet.

 

He was hit by a stray bullet in front of his girlfriend as they celebrated New Year's Eve in Naples and he was rushed to hospital.

 

While there and amazingly still conscious, the 28-year-old man sneezed out the .22 calibre bullet and told doctors apart from a strong headache he felt no other pain.

 

The bullet entered the right side of his head, went through the muscle, breaking the temporal bone, passed behind his eye through the socket, hit a bone in his nose and was then stuck in his nostril before being sneezed out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t Bite the FBI

 

After a check up he was discharged from hospital and allowed to return home.

 

A Penn state student freaked out and bit two FBI agents at a Burger King parking lot.

 

The 21-year-old was lured to the burger joint by his mom so the FBI could talk to him about the pro-jihad and anti-Semitic stuff he's been posting online.

 

He's got pictures of himself dressed up in a Nazi uniform on his Myspace page and posted a song praising a suicide bomber on a jihadist site.

 

When the agents told him they were FBI, he reached in his pocket for his gun... they cuffed him but both agents were bitten during the scuffle.

 

Mom says he has Asperger's Syndrome and has been off his meds for a few years. 


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