Naked burglar accused of stealing sausage, napkins
LEE COUNTY: An unidentified suspect is accused of entering a
community clubhouse, walking around naked and stealing sausage, napkins and a
first aid kit, according to Lee County Sheriff's Office reports.
On January 7th, Joseph Brown went to the Mariner's Cove
clubhouse to supply it with food for an upcoming bingo event. Brown said while
in the clubhouse he noticed the sausage he put in the refrigerator on a
previous occasion was missing, reports said.
Brown checked surveillance video and saw a man wearing
shorts trying to enter the clubhouse. He eventually made it inside through an
unlocked sliding glass door.
While inside, the suspect searched several drawers and the
refrigerator, reports said.
The video also showed the man walking around the clubhouse
in the nude, after possibly showering by using the wash area behind the
kitchen, reports said.
Brown thought he recognized the suspect as someone who has
been around the area before and was told to leave. He thought the male stays in
a wooded area west of Mariner's Cove, according to reports.
Brown determined what items were missing from the clubhouse.
The suspect is accused of taking sausage worth $15, a first aid kit worth
approximately $25, a sock of paper napkins worth approximately $5.
(YOU AIN'T SO TOUGH)... HE WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD... AND
SNEEZED OUT THE BULLET
An Italian man was accidentally shot in the head on New
Year's Eve - but survived after sneezing out the bullet.
He was hit by a stray bullet in front of his girlfriend as
they celebrated New Year's Eve in Naples and he was rushed to hospital.
While there and amazingly still conscious, the 28-year-old
man sneezed out the .22 calibre bullet and told doctors apart from a strong
headache he felt no other pain.
The bullet entered the right side of his head, went through
the muscle, breaking the temporal bone, passed behind his eye through the
socket, hit a bone in his nose and was then stuck in his nostril before being
Don’t Bite the FBI
After a check up he was discharged from hospital and allowed
to return home.
A Penn state student freaked out and bit two FBI agents at a
Burger King parking lot.
The 21-year-old was lured to the burger joint by his mom so
the FBI could talk to him about the pro-jihad and anti-Semitic stuff he's been
He's got pictures of himself dressed up in a Nazi uniform on
his Myspace page and posted a song praising a suicide bomber on a jihadist
When the agents told him they were FBI, he reached in his
pocket for his gun... they cuffed him but both agents were bitten during the
Mom says he has Asperger's Syndrome and has been off
his meds for a few years.