HIDDEN IN HIS SHORTS... MONEY?... DRUGS?... (NAH!)... A CHAINSAW
A man in Chickasha, Oklahoma was arrested for shoplifting
after he tried to hide a stolen chainsaw down his shorts.
The 21-year-old man walked into the store, pulled a chainsaw
from the display and shoved it down the front of his shorts. He also stole a dog collar, then left the
Two employees thought he was handicapped because of the way
he was walking. But that's when one of them saw the chainsaw bar between his
legs. The thief ran off, but employees chased him.
He ditched the chainsaw, ran up a tree, jumped down and
actually ran right into someone's house. The owner of that the house ran him
Eventually, he was caught.
Turns out, the guy was drunk.
JAIL GETS RIGHT NAME, WRONG GUY
A man got thrown into jail in Manatee County, Florida…but he
wasn’t the man police were looking.
He shared the same name, AND, the same birthday.
The original man was pulled over for driving without a valid
driver's license but never showed up for court so an arrest warrant was put out
The second man was (ALSO) pulled over for driving without a
valid driver's license. Cops noticed there was an arrest warrant out for him so
they sent him to jail.
Turns out, police sent the wrong man to jail.
The man now plans to sue.
POSSIBLY UNSTABLE) GAL BIT A GUARD FOR TRYING TO TAKE HER
A 23 year old woman in Bangor, Maine was filling out some
paper work at the hospital when she caused a scene.
Apparently, she liked the pen she was given so much that she
refused to give it back.
Staffers got a security guard involved, but when he
tried to get the pen back, the woman bit the guard in the arm. She was arrested for assault.