BIRD BRAIN STUFFED A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN IN HIS PANTS
A 27 year old man in Kingston, Georgia got busted walking
out of a Wal-Mart with a cart full of stuff down his pants.
Cops say he walked out of the home and garden center with a
rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard, and two toothbrushes down the
front of his pants
He was charged with shoplifting.
Man charged with folding woman into couch in Palmetto
PALMETTO -- A 53-year-old man was arrested after he
allegedly folded a 66-year-old female into a couch, according to the Palmetto
Mark Foreman arrived at the victim’s home in the 1000 block
of 12th Avenue West at about 9 p.m. Tuesday and asked to use the bathroom, the
report said. Foreman, who is the victim’s daughter’s ex-boyfriend, then asked
the victim “What is this?” and pushed her onto a fold-out couch she had been
sleeping on in the living room, the report said.
Foreman then folded the couch with the victim still inside.
The victim was transported to Manatee Memorial Hospital with minor injuries to
her wrist and back, the report said.
Foreman has been charged with battery of a person over 65
and was being held on $2,500 bond at the Manatee County jail.
THIS BABY WAS BORN OUTSIDE OF A STRIP CLUB
A baby was born in the parking lot of an Arlington, TX strip
A cop pulled the father of the baby over for speeding and
found out he was on his way to the hospital because he wife was in labor.
Before the cop could turn them loose, the baby decided to
come early. The baby ended up being born in the parking lot of the Flashdancer
Bouncers held the crowd off while the brand new baby boy
made his first visit to a strip club and saw more than most men would.
Both mom and the baby are fine.