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BIRD BRAIN STUFFED A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN IN HIS PANTS

 

A 27 year old man in Kingston, Georgia got busted walking out of a Wal-Mart with a cart full of stuff down his pants.

 

Cops say he walked out of the home and garden center with a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard, and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants

 

He was charged with shoplifting.

 

 

Man charged with folding woman into couch in Palmetto

 

PALMETTO -- A 53-year-old man was arrested after he allegedly folded a 66-year-old female into a couch, according to the Palmetto Police Department.

 

Mark Foreman arrived at the victim’s home in the 1000 block of 12th Avenue West at about 9 p.m. Tuesday and asked to use the bathroom, the report said. Foreman, who is the victim’s daughter’s ex-boyfriend, then asked the victim “What is this?” and pushed her onto a fold-out couch she had been sleeping on in the living room, the report said.

 

Foreman then folded the couch with the victim still inside. The victim was transported to Manatee Memorial Hospital with minor injuries to her wrist and back, the report said.

 

Foreman has been charged with battery of a person over 65 and was being held on $2,500 bond at the Manatee County jail.

 

THIS BABY WAS BORN OUTSIDE OF A STRIP CLUB

 

 

A baby was born in the parking lot of an Arlington, TX strip club.

 

A cop pulled the father of the baby over for speeding and found out he was on his way to the hospital because he wife was in labor.

 

Before the cop could turn them loose, the baby decided to come early. The baby ended up being born in the parking lot of the Flashdancer Gentlemen's club.

 

Bouncers held the crowd off while the brand new baby boy made his first visit to a strip club and saw more than most men would.

 

Both mom and the baby are fine.

 


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