CRIMINAL MASTERMIND FAILS WHEN BANK TELLER SAYS "NO"

A thief tried to rob a bank in New York the teller refused to hand over money-- telling him, "no".

The thief walked into the bank and asked a teller for money. He slipped a note through the teller's slot that said "money in bag".

But the female teller refused and activated the alarm. The robber then turned and ran out the bank.

Police are still looking for the thief.

HE GOT INJURED AT A BASEBALL GAME...BY A BALL?.... NOPE!... A THROWN HOT DOG

A man filed a lawsuit against the Kansas City Royals claiming that he needed three surgeries after being hit by a hot dog thrown by the team's mascot.

The man suffered a detached retina and needed the three surgeries to correct the damage after a foil-wrapped hot dog thrown by Sluggerrr the mascot hit him in the face.

The Royals claimed the man's story was "flawed"  and that he should have been more "aware of his personal safety while at the ballpark."

The trial is happening this week.

TODAY'S LAME EXCUSE TO CALL 911.... SHE STUBBED HER TOE

A woman in Allentown, Pennsylvania stubbed her toe and wanted a VIP ride to the hospital... so, she called 911 to request an ambulance.

After the EMT's didn't show up, the woman called again and demanded the hospital send an ambulance to pick her up... so they did.