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FACEBOOK STRIKES AGAIN.... GIRLFRIEND POSTS PHOTO OF HER RING... STOLEN BY HER MAN

 

A couple in Pitcairn, Pennsylvania were arrested after the girlfriend posted a Facebook pic of a stolen 3-carat diamond ring that her boyfriend gave her.

 

The 21-year-old man stole the ring along with other jewelry from a home he visited with his girlfriend and cousin.

 

The woman posted the picture of the ring on her Facebook page and her cousin saw it and told friends about it…

 

The friends called police and the couple was arrested.

 

SO, A WOMAN WALKED INTO A COURTROOM WITH A MONKEY IN HER BRA...

 

A woman walked into a courthouse in Amherst County, Virginia with a tiny monkey tucked into her bra.

 

The monkey was dressed in diapers and a white dress with pink flowers.

 

The woman had gone to the court for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations court.

 

Officers had no idea she had the monkey until she went into an office to fill out paperwork. When the woman referred to a daughter, a clerk asked where the daughter was. That's when she pulled the monkey out of her bra.

 

She referred to it as "her daughter" and said she had bought it on eBay. She also admitted she had the monkey's clothes especially made in West Virginia.

 

When the clerk asked why the woman had the monkey in her bra, she said: "Well, would you leave your child at home? She has to be close to me."

 

When deputies were asked why they let the monkey through the metal detector, he said it was because "it wasn't armed."

 

 

(NOT A FAN OF THE IN-LAWS?)... THIS GUY ATTACKED HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW AFTER A BELCH

 

A 33 year old man in Bloomington, Indiana is sitting in the pokey after beating up his mother in-law.

 

The guy was in the backseat of his mother in-law's car and let out a belch that was stinky.

 

When the mother in-law told him it was gross, he got angry and reached around the seat and started choking her.

 

She broke free and stopped the car... that's when the guy got out and started punching her before he took off.

 

Eventually he turned himself into cops and is being charged with battery. 


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Locations : Amherst CountyIndianaPennsylvaniaVirginiaWest Virginia
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