FACEBOOK STRIKES AGAIN.... GIRLFRIEND POSTS PHOTO OF HER
RING... STOLEN BY HER MAN
A couple in Pitcairn, Pennsylvania were arrested after the
girlfriend posted a Facebook pic of a stolen 3-carat diamond ring that her boyfriend
gave her.
The 21-year-old man stole the ring along with other jewelry
from a home he visited with his girlfriend and cousin.
The woman posted the picture of the ring on her Facebook
page and her cousin saw it and told friends about it…
The friends called police and the couple was arrested.
SO, A WOMAN WALKED INTO A COURTROOM WITH A MONKEY IN HER
BRA...
A woman walked into a courthouse in Amherst County, Virginia
with a tiny monkey tucked into her bra.
The monkey was dressed in diapers and a white dress with
pink flowers.
The woman had gone to the court for a hearing in Juvenile
and Domestic Relations court.
Officers had no idea she had the monkey until she went into
an office to fill out paperwork. When the woman referred to a daughter, a clerk
asked where the daughter was. That's when she pulled the monkey out of her bra.
She referred to it as "her daughter" and said she
had bought it on eBay. She also admitted she had the monkey's clothes
especially made in West Virginia.
When the clerk asked why the woman had the monkey in her
bra, she said: "Well, would you leave your child at home? She has to be
close to me."
When deputies were asked why they let the monkey through the
metal detector, he said it was because "it wasn't armed."
(NOT A FAN OF THE IN-LAWS?)... THIS GUY ATTACKED HIS
MOTHER-IN-LAW AFTER A BELCH
A 33 year old man in Bloomington, Indiana is sitting in the
pokey after beating up his mother in-law.
The guy was in the backseat of his mother in-law's car and
let out a belch that was stinky.
When the mother in-law told him it was gross, he got angry
and reached around the seat and started choking her.
She broke free and stopped the car... that's when the guy
got out and started punching her before he took off.
Eventually he turned himself into cops and is being
charged with battery. 
