(SICK, "DOG DRUG DOG" WORLD) MAN DRUGGED A RIVAL DOG AT THE KENNEL SHOW

A fella in Wheaton, PA got busted trying to drug a rival dog at a kennel club show.

He was seen petting and feeding the Siberian husky while her owner was showing other dogs. Her handler got suspicious when she found a crushed up pink pill near the dog's cage.

A vet checked the dog's stomach and found an undigested pill marked "Protonix" inside. The other drug the dog was given may have been Benadryl.

Of course, the guy denied drugging the pooch. He could get a year in jail.

Both dogs are fine.

AN OUT-OF-WORK NINJA MARKETS HIS SERVICES ONLINE

A man claiming to be an out of work ninja is showing off his skills on a new website called fiverr.com

The website is where people can showcase their skills for people to hire them for $5.

The out of work ninja also claims he doubles as a dancer, a math wizard and prank caller but would prefer to use his sweet sword skills to score himself $1000 a month...

Anyone can post their own videos on the site and anyone can hire someone for just "a fiver."

CRIMINAL GENIUS CALLS TO CHECK IF A STOLEN CREDIT CARD IS STILL ACTIVE... GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?

A 37 year old in Allentown, Pennsylvania man stole his neighbor's credit card and got busted.

He used the cards to buy $7,400 in jewelry, televisions, cameras, video game systems and other items. The neighbor called the cops and reported the cards stolen.

As the cops were investigating, the credit card companies got multiple calls from a man asking if the cards were still active. The card companies gave the man's cell phone number to the cops.

Cops used the phone number to track down the thief, who turned out to be a neighbor.