MEAT THIEF ON THE RUN.. TOSSES STEAK ON THE ROOF

A Florida man was arrested for stealing a steak from a store and then throwing it on the roof as he tried to flee.

The manager recognized the man from past incidents, so he attempted to approach him. When the man saw the manager come towards him, he took the steak out of his pants and threw it on the roof.

It was a top sirloin steak valued at $11.13.

The meat thief was arrested for retail theft, and had a warrant out for writing worthless checks.

ROBBER ADMITTED TO 40 BURGLARIES-- IN 3 DAYS!

A burglar in San Antonio, Texas got caught in the act and admitted that he and a pal committed 40 home and car burglaries in just three days.

Officers caught the man as he was trying to break into a car. His partner, managed to escape and is still on the run.

Police were able to recover a treasure trove of stolen property. They also found counterfeit bills, which means the Secret Service is getting involved.

NO CRAWFISH STUCK IN HIS CRAW... GUNSHOTS ENSUE

A man in Pensacola, Florida man was so mad that a local seafood market was out of crawfish, he shot it up.

The 42 year old man called the seafood joint looking for crawfish and they were out.   He yelled at the person on the phone, and then paid a visit with an AK-47. He proceeded to shoot up the place, and took off.

Cops saw the man a few blocks away. As they approached he tried to run them over with his truck. Eventually one of the cops ripped open the door and pulled the guy out.

Cops found 4 loaded guns in his truck.

The man claimed to be a "sovereign citizen," and doesn't have to follow the law or obey cops.

He was booked on a slew of charges and given a $32,000 bond.