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(SOMEBODY GOOFED)... MAN THROWN IN JAIL FOR TRYING TO CASH A REAL CHECK... BECAUSE HE LOOKED SUSPICIOUS

A guy in Auburn, Wash. was arrested while trying to cash a forged $8,000 check at a Chase bank.

BUT... the check was real.  AND.... it was written by the Chase bank where he was trying to cash it!

He was cashing an $8,400 Chase cashier's check and the teller thought both the check, and the man seemed suspicious. She called the cops and the guy was tossed in jail for forgery.

 

The bank eventually realized their mistake the next day and called the police to have the guy released. But, the detective working the case was off. So, the poor guy spent the weekend in jail.

 

By the time he got out, he was fired from his job for not showing up, and his car was towed. To make things worse, he wanted to cash the check so he could get his car out of the impound lot, but the police kept the check as evidence.

 

His car ended up being sold at auction.  Chase has never apologized and has done nothing to help the man.  No word on whether he ever got his $8400.

 

CREEPY GUY USED BLACK WIDOWS TO HARASS EX-GIRLFRIEND

 

Spiders in the mailbox?  Yep.

 

A 65-year-old man in Florida was arrested for harassing and stalking his ex-girlfriend, and her boyfriend.  They dated for three weeks in March when she decided to go back to her long-term boyfriend. Since the break-up, the man sent the woman and her boyfriend harassing letters and even tried getting the boyfriend's social security number.

 

One day when the boyfriend went to his mailbox, he found a clutch of black widow spider eggs inside it had hatched.  Luckily, he wasn't bitten by the spiders.  The creepy ex-boyfriend was arrested.

 

CITY GETS RANDOM APOLOGY AND $100..."CANNOT REMEMBER SPECIFICS OR EVEN IF I DID ANY DAMAGE"

 

An anonymous letter was sent to Grand Rapids City Hall that confessed to vandalism from years ago.  It read: "Minor group vandalism many years ago, cannot remember specifics or even if I did any damage.

"But I think one of the street signs was taken."

Also enclosed was five $20 bills.

The City Treasurer said it looks like someone might be sleeping a little better tonight.

 

The money will be used in the city's traffic department and be used to replace or repair city street signs. 


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