WOMAN TRIED TO WAKE HER MAN UP WITH FIREWORKS... IT DIDN'T
END WELL
A 36-year-old drunk woman from Gainesville, FL lost three of
her fingers trying to wake her boyfriend up with leftover 4th of July
fireworks.
She lit the fuse hoping to toss the firework out the front
door so it would explode and wake him up.
Instead, it exploded in her hand ripping off her thumb, middle, and ring
finger.
The blast was so powerful cops found a bone remnant embedded
in the ceiling.
She was taken to the hospital, but there's no word on her
condition.
(CLEVER) THIEF TRIED TO STEAL A DIAMOND RING, BY SWALLOWING
IT
A repairman swallowed a homeowner's diamond ring while
remodeling her Chicago home.
He asked to use their john, and later, the woman living
there noticed her diamond ring was missing. Her husband confronted the man and
a scuffle broke out.
That's when the crook took the ring out and swallowed it.
Cops took him to the hospital and got X-rays of the ring.
They gave him medication to "force the expulsion of the ring."
It came out 3 days later.
(NOT SOMETHING YOU SEE EVERY DAY)... A LOOSE BAT ON AN
AIRPLANE
A Delta flight from Madison, Wisconsin, to Atlanta, Georgia,
had to be rerouted back to Madison when a bat caused chaos in the cabin.
A passenger took video of the bat on his cell phone and
posted it to CNN.
He was asleep when a 'flying animal' that he believes was a
bat started moving through the cabin.
'It went up and down the aisle about four to five times
before being trapped in the back lavatory.'
The flight returned to Madison. 
