SHARK BITES

 


Here's What Marko and Jenn Are Talking About

HIS FIRST MISTAKE: HE TRIED TO ROB AN ATM USING A HATCHET

 

A 50 year-old man in Taunton, Maryland was hard up for cash and got busted for trying to make a withdrawal from an ATM... with a hatchet.

 

Two women saw the fella beating on an ATM machine in the lobby of a bank. By the time the cops got to the bank the axe-man took off.

 

Cops did find the guy, and he couldn't really deny trying to bust into the ATM because he had the hatchet in his pants.

 

He was arrested for damaging property.

 

(YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK, IF...)...YOU GET A DUI FOR DRIVING DRUNK IN A DEMOLITION DERBY

 

A guy at the Jessamine County Fair in Kentucky for arrested for DUI after a demolition derby.

 

He tipped a few back and then smashed up his clunker in the demolition derby contest.

 

Best part: the drunk actually won.

 

After the derby he got out of his car and the cops noticed him stumbling.

 

After questioning him, they arrested him for DUI.

 

BALLOON BOY" BALLOON SOLD... FOR $2,502

 

 

The famous "Balloon Boy: balloon has been sold for $2,502.

 

All proceeds will benefit Japanese earthquake and tsunami victims.

 

In 2009, Richard and Mayumi Heene of Fort Collins, Colorado had claimed their son Falcon was on board the homemade balloon when it launched. It was sold to a man that didn't want his identity released.

 

(Richard Heene served a 30-day jail sentence after pleading guilty to the hoax. Mayumi Heene  pleaded guilty to filing a false report and served a 20-day sentence. They have also been banned from profiting from the hoax.) 


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