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TEXTING TIFF --TAP, TAP-- AT THE MOVIE THEATER LEADS TO ASSAULT CHARGE

 

A woman in Grapevine, Texas was charged with assault after she tapped a man in a movie theater on the shoulder because he was texting.

 

The woman tapped him on the shoulder and told him to stop texting.  He jumped out of his seat and said he was charging her with assault.  He also claimed he hurt his neck in the incident. (??)

 

She was ticketed for assault by contact which is a misdemeanor, the equivalent of a traffic ticket.

 

She said it would be too expensive to fight the charge since she lives in Virginia so she paid the $260 fine.

 

(POSSIBLY DELUSIONAL) MAN TRIED TO FIGHT 'ZOMBIE' POLICE

 

A guy in Fort Myers, Florida was jailed after he fought with deputies, claiming they were zombies there to kill him.

 

The delusional 32 year-old went nuts when deputies arrived to investigate a hit and run in the area.

 

Deputies said he charged a patrol vehicle and began to pound his fists on the hood while a deputy was inside. The deputy backed away, but the guy approached and yelled zombies were here to kill him. He said the deputy was a zombie and he was going to get him first.

 

Wrong.

 

They tasered him, and hauled him to jail

WALGREENS BANDITS VS. SHOPPER WITH A GUN, WHO YA GOT?

 

A couple of guys trying to rob a Walgreens in Miami, Florida were fired on by a shopper with a gun.

 

The two robbers walked into the store, grabbed some stuff and left without paying.

 

They hopped into a car and drove away, but a customer who was leaving the store saw them, hit their car with his, pulled out a gun and opened fire.

 

The car drove off and the thieves got away.

 

Police were looking for them.

The customer wasn't arrested because he had a gun permit.


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08/02/2011 5:57AM
Here's What Marko and Jenn Are Talking About
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